How you imagine yourself:

I made a smartass comment that plenty of people understood, and a few people noisily misunderstood. I took the time to try to explain to the misunderstanders what I was saying, because I’m nice like that. You are the complete fucking idiot who is taking this way too personally (for reasons that escape me and I do not…

Thanks for standing up for Leo’s boner!

I’d like to believe that your comment is deadpan humor, but I have more confidence that you were too lazy to hit “View all replies” followed by “Show more replies in this thread” in order to read my assorted elaborations in response to other people who had trouble following my logic. You really should read the thread.…

If you have a well developed sense of empathy and actually listen to models, you’d understand that a lot of them do deal with the same insecurities that more ordinary looking women deal with. Just because you think you’d feel great about your body if you looked like a VS model, doesn’t mean you are right. There’s no…

I’ll defend Leo as being good at many things, but I feel sorry for anyone who profiles him as being good in bed.

Nope. But I am enjoying all the different ways that people are misinterpreting my comment! Like how funny it is that you specified “models.” As if they come with anatomy that is distinct from other women, such that pleasuring them is its own separate skill set that a 40 year old is more likely to have acquired.

Yeah, I don’t think Leo has had much incentive to get good at it and he selects partners who are less likely to understand just how lame he is.

It’s not that younger women are bad at sex, it’s that women pretty much across the board report enjoying sex more by their late 20s/early 30s than they did when they were early 20s. Younger women are usually far more experienced at providing a good sexual experience to a guy than they are at enjoying one themselves…

That’s exactly it! Even many women who would self evaluate their sex lives as good when they are still early 20s will look back when they’re in their 30s and realize the sex wasn’t that good, they just didn’t know any better. It’s one of those things that’s so maddening about the idea that women in their early 20s are…

I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

I watched Four Weddings and a Funeral a few months ago for the first time in probably 15 years and I’d forgotten how loathsome his character was. It’s amazing he ever had a career. Even at his most charming he was Guy You Should Run Away From.

I was highly disgruntled about the degree and presentation of sexual violence by the end of season one, and I’m sort of hating myself right now that season two is tempting entirely for the costumes.

I am Madeleine Davies’ aunt.

Yes. She can’t resist the dish that’s easiest to put down.

I remember the 90s. I remember Bill Clinton’s Sister Souljah moment. I remember Bill Clinton flying back to Arkansas to personally supervise the execution of a black man so mentally compromised he asked to save the dessert from his last meal for later. You can contextualize Hillary Clinton’s super-predator remarks by…

Haha, no no no. There is absolutely no reason to believe that Theron has been cast as Statham’s mother. The mom part was generated by fans taking the obvious route to incorporate Mirren and apparently Vin thought it would be fun, too, but there’s never been anything saying the villain would be the mom.

She fell under the wheels of the plane on the never-ending tarmac.

Oh, I’m totally holding out hope for at least a surprise cameo.

Scarlett’s has the benefit of incorporating how people responded to Jennifer’s. (I like them both.)