I know. This mutherfucker is aging me faster than that guy who drank out of the wrong grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

JD Salinger - Catcher in the Rye

As much as I hope both of them trip into an active volcano, I would watch this on pay per view.

But Andie, you should really give Blaine a chance. He’s not like all the others. And can you hold that copy of Steve Lawrence’s greatest hits for me at Traxx? Thanks.

That’s a lot of rolls of paper towels for hurricane victims.

I’m sure that Emmanuel Lewis will take the news of his death as a surprise.

It will never not be funny to me that after the success of Diff’rent Strokes, ABC decided, “What the hell, let’s make our own show about an adorable, smart-talking, short-statured, black child who gets adopted by uptight white people.”

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

My husband and I were visiting my parents last night and we watched this together. My parents have always projected liberal attitudes and the belief in every human being deserving equality and respect, but they’re older now, and suddenly I don’t recognize them.

Aw. No you’re not! You’re normal! And I want to add, I’ve been kinda talking about this more with my friend group—and THAT is the response I get 90% of the time. Everyone thinks they’re the only ones.

You are not alone. It goes your and down. Wife and I have been together 15 yrs now.

45 here and while I’d like to have sex more often, mostly I’m tired and just want to go the fuck to sleep. The Mr. doesn’t like it in the mornings (although if we’re on vacation he’ll do it midday) so that’s not an option. We both struggle with body image and I don’t think I’m too far out on a limb saying that if that…

Hello, I’m your opposite (the low-sex half of a very stable couple) and from those of us with low interest in sex but high interest in being dependable loving long-term partners, thanks for sticking with us! :P

Totally agree with this. I won’t bore you with my personal life, but let’s just say that I have had a long, serious and bad relationship with great sex, and a loving, supportive marriage where the sex is only ok. And I’d take the latter every time.

“Write a goddamn thank you note.”

If you’re not shitting at work, you’re just leaving money on the table.

Given (my Canadian impression of) American litigiousness, that’s entirely possible - in addition to the complete erosion of abortion rights and access, I bet that increases the risks exponentially, it wouldn’t be that easy for someone to get an abortion to avoid giving birth to a severely deformed child :/

It gets the whore shots or it gets diseased.