So I have friends who are RSVP’ing for tickets so that there are empty seats. I can’t bear to give them my cell phone number though. Can you imagine if the place is empty?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, indeed.

It’s real. I pulled it directly from the NPR transcript.

Did you see this response?

YES! I knew I had seen that somewhere and referenced it above.

I read that someone had described her as one of those mer-people in Ursula’s garden from The Little Mermaid. I’m beginning to agree.

I think the issue was that they weren’t flying with the bags so they were charging them for the 16 additional flying with the one person on the later flight. At least that’s what I got out of it.

I thought it was easy defense. Huh. Leave it to 45 to be cryptic. It’s like a choose your own adventure tweet.

I ask myself this every day.

Or read Trump’s tweets.

I remember in college that I got home from the club, laid down on my back in bed fully dressed with my head elevated so I didn’t muss my make up or perm, slept for a couple hours and then jumped up, put on my shoes, brushed my teeth and went to school. Granted, I didn’t drink back then (like I do now) but I don’t…

They also drew a penis on the wall.

ACLU is not a write off but is still well worth it!!!

And Sanchez....

I’ve been dying to become a “card carrying member of the ACLU”!

I wish! We use binder clips on our bags of chips. Doesn’t every home have tons of binder clips that have made their way from work?

That I can’t tell you but I don’t waste wine. Even boxed wine. I will take my chances.

In case you were wondering what to do when the wine stops coming out at the push of the little button:

(I know that I am totally NOT in this conversation but keep posting. I LOVE the NPs.)