What the actual fuck?!?!?!?!

Cute animals that will eat your face off? Only if they belong to me!

don’t tell anyone but this picture was taken from the Denali shuttle bus. No backpacking required.

And they’ll eat your face off!

Nope.

I got to see some in Denali National Park this summer. Here’s a group just chillin’.

My husband buys himself treats without ever asking me if I need anything. However, he’s sneaky about it. Last week he came back from the store with minced onion and as I was thanking him, a candy wrapper fell from his pocket. We both stared at it like it was the panties of another woman. After a period of silence,…

We do a gift exchange with my sister, BIL, mom, dad and my husband. There is a $150 limit and you maintain your gift list on elfster. It is so easy and I always get what I want. Last year it was a calaphon non-stick frying pan. I love that pan.

The worst song is a song that isn’t even a Christmas song. Some of the stations around here play “Dear Mr. Jesus” around Christmas. It’s awful. Also, “Toy Soldiers” by Martika is NOT a Christmas song.

And she makes a shitton of money every year off it.

Well, that took a turn.

Mr. Bailey, are you on Jezebel now?

The original fat guy hot wife series!

These coal miners who likely voted for Trump will continue to accept federal money for their lung disease (until it dries up) but they won’t be eligible for insurance due to their pre-existing conditions (if Obamacare is repealed). Oh, and coal just can’t keep up with natural gas in cost and efficiency so their jobs…

Didn’t click on the link but was The Honeymooners on that list? Or the Flintstones?

Please add “Dear Mr. Jesus” to that. How a song about child abuse became a Christmas carol, I’ll never know.

This is just terrible.

+1 for something you said.

We had soap paint when I was a kid. We LOVED that! It was a Christmas present. I remember getting it and I can remember the smell. Damn, that was nineteen seventy something.

We had THREE stockings growing up and they would be filled with life savers, underwear, socks and oranges. One year they were filled with grapefruits. What 9 year old doesn’t want grapefruit?! (It took me decades to learn to appreciate grapefruits.)