NO ITS OUR FAULT DIDNT YOU READ. Anything that happens on earth from now untill ever is the direct cause of man. Earth will never again be allowed to change climates as this would displace us, and also make us feel guilty.

“We Finally Know Why the North Pole Is Moving East”

Except the film doesn’t explicitly take Dash’s side. In the end, he’s racing for second just like his parents wanted, because he understands that “special” doesn’t mean “more powerful” like he thought it did, it means “deserving of dignity and respect”. Syndrome’s whole flaw that makes him a dark mirror to Mr.…

Is there a point where creativity suffers at the expense of content created solely to push forward a political/moral/social agenda?

What it seems like to me is not the fact that LGBT people are in the game, it’s that the writer feels the need to mention this explicitly as a defining characteristic. That’s just plain old shitty writing. A good writer develops a character through interactions, not just straight up blurting out their sexual…

I have an honest question for those here who consider themselves progressives. Is there a point where creativity suffers at the expense of content created solely to push forward a political/moral/social agenda? Or is there a commonly held belief that default cis-white-male IS it’s own agenda, and anything that…

FINALLY, corruption I can get behind.

New Orleans is ALREADY a wading pool. Take away the dams and dikes, and that city would effectively cease to exist.

Let me find my violin real quick. This is my favorite song.

Yes, as a white South African, I was extremely offended when Leonardo diCaprio, played a white South African in Blood Diamond. A person of Italian descent playing a person of British descent. It was awful! I was triggered.

Whoa whoa whoa, an Oklahoman playing a Texan is blasphemy! Lets not write things we can’t take back.

Fire up the grievance machine. This is IMPORTANT!

This pretty well sums it up.

Don’t make this shit about race. Literally any quarterback would be getting grief for this. It doesn’t matter what happens if that fumble goes the other way and he should have at least made an effort for the ball.

This is fun. Liberals love MSNBC and don’t want Bernie to bail on this week’s debate. Hillary is way behind in NH and has nothing to lose by debating this week. And yet, she, like everyone else, doesn’t want to deal with Brooklyn hipsters.

Yea, had me until that AND put the feds in control. The federal appointee at the EPA brushed this all aside. That person has been sacked...excuse me, resigned.

I think Michael, you, and literally everyone sending bottled water are missing the incredibly obvious here.

Thank you for writing this article on why undereducated, underachieving individuals should outpace the intelligent, hardworking, educated, wealthy people. I now understand why these rich people should have to subsidize the living of everyone else at their expense, it's only fair. I now understand that I was merely…

Matt Novak is a writer for a poor news source and you should be ashamed for liking him. His over analysis and misunderstanding of satire is lethargic and excessive to the point of adding nothing to the debate.

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