MitsuBEEshi.

Other girls we knew let their boyfriends open car doors, pay for things. They liked to feel safe. We, on the other hand, liked to fuck with men, and also with each other, heckling each other’s boyfriends and thwarting each other’s attempts at romance for kicks.

There can be a fine line between being challenging and just being an asshole. This veered into the latter territory (and I don’t even mean the boner poke, which was just insecure and weird).

I have issues with pharmaceutical companies marketing prescription drugs directly to consumers, but I’m OK with making it easier for people to take the medications they need.

Yeah, agreed that controlled substances shouldn’t taste like candy. That is asking for trouble.

Yep. This is adorbs. I loved him from American Idol - he seems like a kind person and spoke of his wife with affection. Seeing this, well, awwwww. Also she looks *amazing* and they look fun.

They look so happy and loving together. Glad Nicole Kidman is happy.

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

Azealia Banks is troubled, but she’s a fucking asshole. She thinks she can get away with saying anything she likes because she’s been abused and is a minority.

I love that hair color and Christina looks the best she has in years. I feel like it’s a stretch to call it pierced but I imagine the word festooned is way too dated.

The joke is that Key and Peele made a movie that borrows of the premise of the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves where Keanu goes on a killing spree after his puppy is murdered is in itself ridiculous, and then made a spoof that substitutes a kitten for the puppy and name it Keanu.

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

Yeesh, judgmental much? On behalf of the Kaleys of the world:

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

My heart goes out to you.

“I feel uncomfortably pandered to.”

No.

She’s young, this is her time to experiment and look a fool. She has the rest of her life to perfect her “look.” The bleached hair and black lip may not be prettiest on her, but I’m kind of loving that she’s stepping outside her mold recently.

You can take the woman out of the 90s ... but it seems that you can’t take the 90s out of the woman :)