Is there any human worse than the guy who always has to say “it’s not too bad...I don’t know what you guys are talking about?” when eating hot shit, high proof whiskey, or good wasabi?

Do not speak ill of The Elites

Isn’t it annoying how almost any time you open an article, there’s the same handful of guys making comments? They’re not hear yet. I don’t even enjoy their commentary, but I have an almost stockholm syndrome like relationship with it,

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

NYC doesn’t even have a Sonic Drive In.

I’m a boat person, so this is really easy.

I’ve run many many miles in my life and can’t fathom being completely oblivious to (unintentionally) hanging brain. I know there’s a certain amount of numbness that sets in but I’d think the leg hole of his briefs/liner sawing at the root of The Matter with every stride would trigger a Master Caution light somewhere…

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

i stopped watching him a long time ago. he’s like those dudes at car shows that pull up in kia’s and brag about 3 turbo’s installed on their 3jz motor, except everyone takes this guy seriously.

Yeah, I don’t know why they keep posting that dudes videos. He routinely says stuff that is completely wrong while simultaneously coming across as a smug butthead and being boring as fuck.

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

I saw one of my 4 Allen wrench sets in the spice cabinet day before yesterday.

No lie, I’ll bet somewhere buried in my building, I have 20 of them. Because every time I need one I end of having to buy one. But not before having a 30 minute rage fest looking for it.

Two shattered ankles on the first bosu ball, followed by a concussion as I rolled off the mats onto the hardwood floor. I am not graceful.

When did Jason Bateman join CNN?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

It’s weird how hackers always seem to go straight for liking porn tweets

That’s your problem with this?