“Back in my day we used to have to jerk the car off for a good half a minute before launching! None of that fancy button chode business you kids are fiddling with!”

That engine note is terrible compared to true modern cars (like the Porsche’s in the video).

Still a better win than this guy.

I’m pretty sure they aren’t authorized to deploy lethal force upon initiation anyhow. They’re basically the formerly-living example of every gun nut that thinks they’re going to win in a cowboy shoot off against a villain.

Their tactics are appalling and they did their job terribly. Gun drawn take down with civilians in arms reach. No tactically trained individual would have attempted such a dumb and reckless maneuver.

“very reliably released”
-low key shade at Drew and Marchman?

Fellow award winning listener here;

PMT is the number 1 sports podcast for a reason. It’s consitently hilarious and very reliably released.

PMT is incredible, and I’ve been kind of amused at the TOTAL lack of coverage it’s received from Deadspin. It seems to be taking over the sports social media world lately. They get great guests and usually deliver entertaining interviews. I know Big Cat probably doesn’t have the Deadspin Blogger Stamp of Approval but…

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

Jimmie and SRV duet on a single guitar, the timeless classic

This was my friend and I’s prediction after the season finale. He “struggled” a lot during the season (at least by his own standards) and won less than half as many races as Tomac. So he seemed to be in the same place that Villipoto was, where he just didn’t quite have the drive he once did. To me he has nothing left…

Best to retire on top I guess. Well done Dungy.

My feelings exactly. These things hadn’t been in my conscious mind in, what, maybe three decades? And the moment I saw the image, an entire portion of my childhood came rushing back.

I really, really think it’s all a mental thing. This is from the 2012-2013 Lakers. Dwight shot 82% in practice on more than 1500 attempts and he couldn’t crack 50% (thru the break) at 430 attempts! (He ended that season at 49.2%.) This blew my mind the first time I saw it because I always thought he was just blowing…

I’m pretty sure Roberson, Drummond, and DeAndre and the like practice their free throws. They’re just bad at it. Mental pressure, fatigue, etc., probably are the reason they’re bad at it. To insinuate they’re just lazy is pretty bold.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

I was wondering when the neckbeards would show up.

There is nothing in this highlight that even vaguely resembles a travel.

Napier maybe carries the ball by the letter of the law as he splits the trap, but that happens half a dozen times a game and never gets called.

I truly don’t understand why there is even a debate about this. Yeah, the other guys are good, but Westbrook is playing in another level.