As someone once paraphrased the words of Billy Bragg,

We need a reality show with him and Dan Snyder. Working title: The Great Racist.

Ovie's looking a little conflicted there.

I think the Black Tahini was played by Laura Gemser, all those years ago.

Porn.

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This is both unspeakably awful and a tenant screening fail.

That chicken's gotta be really sore. Not likely, coaches.

All that AND you didn't have to use your AK.

Sounds quite good. "Je ne said quoi," if I remember correctly, means "Da fuk?"

Drugs vs. alcohol? Can't we all just get along.

My guess is that it maximizes the area of contact with all the flavors in every bite. I'll defer to those who took more math than I did.

"Fly away, little pelicans." Tony Montana

The people of Thuglit might beg to differ.

Meadspin?

Even when I was young and dumb (I'm no longer young) I made a point of not drinking any shot with a name I wouldn't say in front of my mother.

I can't manage that much commitment.

It's okay. None of us is Winston Smith. Or we all are.

What's it like?

You did not lie.