Whatever happened to just building your McMansion out in the burbs?  Surely there’s an empty field on Long Island you can invade? 

Here’s the thing - she’s only an “influencer” because she’s rich enough to be one (ie: because her parents have paid for a million different things about her life since she was born, not just getting her in to college). It’s a bullshit argument, because without them, she’s never Olivia Jade to begin with. Yeah,…

This is not *my* taste, but it is amazing and we need more wacky homes.

“Maybe someone else will want to put up a Jetsons or a Star Wars installation somewhere else in town”

The impression I’ve gotten my whole life is that, for the most part, rich people are joyless fucks. 

What else is bothering you today?

yes, it looks like the issue is that she added the dinosaurs. Based on the video, the concern is that another person in this town where houses cost three million dollars might make a “jetsons or starwars” house. I think it sounds fun. 

She bought it for $2.8M?

Oh let the eccentric old lady live her life, you joyless pricks. Don’t like it?

There are some other good ones too. Like kick someone in the balls and then, bam, “April Fool’s!” Hilarious.

My Dad and I used to jump out and scare each other all the time as a “prank,” but never once did that end in tears or with me fearing that my parents didn’t actually have my back.  This makes me so sad for these kids (and at the same time a little sad that my Dad and I never had the chance to monetize scaring the hell…

So apparently an April Fool’s Prank is now just blatantly lying and then saying “APRIL FOOLS!” That isn’t a prank, people. 

What? Teach your kids media literacy and critical thinking. It’s not hard and you can do it without shattering their trust in you.

Please JESUS - let this be a clean out!!! My short list of gals who have to go:

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

Ban children under the age of X(12? 10? 8?) from appearing or just do not allow parents and family vloggers to monetize videos. Remove the carrot and they’ll stop or try to find another platform to spout their nonsense.

I don’t know why Lisa flew off the handle at her when she seemed to be mainly just giving her a heads up on what the other women were saying.

I think I’m the only person in the world who likes Kyle, but she seems to know Lisa’s flaws and has made peace with them and enjoys their friendship for what it is.  I don’t know why Lisa flew off the handle at her when she seemed to be mainly just giving her a heads up on what the other women were saying.

Dorit is not that clever.

Oh, is that how to pronounce the name of this stupid organization? I’ve been mentally saying “nixvim” this whole time.