MARY WOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING

I feel the faint stirrings of warmth creeping into my cold, dead heart. I want it to be true, but I’m wary, so very wary.

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Only 23 stars in 45 minutes?! Burn this fucking trash blog to the ground and make a better one.

I mean...the sexy goldfish is kinda great. If you’re gonna be a sexy anything, I say go with the unexpected every time. I once went to a party as a sexy spoon and it was my favorite costume ever.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

Look, it makes sense for him to try because we’ve learned nothing. Just this morning CBS’s morning show covered the developing story where women are saying George H.W. Bush grabbed their asses, and the first thing everybody did was say they believed the President when he said it was a joke and insisted he was a good…

As someone forced to work in a WeWork while our real office gets remodeled, they are no more pleasant to deal with as a client than as a vendor.

Your just don’t understand, they’re disrupting the purchasing process.

It was Paul Newman, who was a higher being. Understandable and kudos on your good taste

I had a huge crush on Paul Newman as a young teen, but it was more of a fantasy of being rescued from shitty surburban life than any kind of lurid sex thing.

It’s such BS. I want to see this film from the view of a woman.... I know a lot of Jez readers like CK but after this Weinstein shit.... I trust NO MAN in the business... I just don’t.

I rewatched Buffy not too long ago and Xander really is the worst.

Xander is amazing, Nicholas Brendon is a piece of shit though.  

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

This is a little more creepy/disturbing than scary, but it’s something that still gives me chills when I think about it (and I try not to think about it very often). Note: All names have been changed.

Dammit, I hadn’t seen the ep yet!

I need you to listen. None of this is real. Do you understand? We’ve got our best people working on getting you out but, as of now, they can’t do that without you realizing the life you think you’re experiencing is a simulation.

You’re full of shit. Also blind. Anyone with working eyes and at least 1/2 a brain can see Harry’s resemblance to Charles and especially to Philip.

I didn’t realize I had missed the last three episodes of season 1 so I had to catch up on Netflix. My favorite joke was the extremely popular British sitcom that ran for 16 years, producing almost 30 episodes.