at this point, I have zero fuckin clue how you managed to draw out the idea that literally any of these things would be a reasonable expectation for this show based on the foundational knowledge of the commercial promos, lead actors, and creator

I think maybe you were expecting too much from a half-hour pilot. If it never gets better than this, obviously, it won’t be much of anything. But there’s definite potential.

Can we all take a moment to agree that D’Arcy Carden is an absolute jewel on The Good Place?

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

There are two kinds of people in this world:

Sure, fine, whatever. Just hear me out, everything is better with Walter Bishop.

That’s... wow, not even close to an accurate comparison.

Hmm. See, that reads less like a review and more like your feelings got hurt because they made fun of your Transformers movies.

Based on your comment I’m not sure you did know that. You’re talking like this is a documentary. I’m glad you clarified.

you know it’s a TV show right?

Really LeRan that one into the ground.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Bulls fan here: ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. He has easily taken post-Decision-Lebron’s crown as most hateable NBA player in the league.

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

Did God find the Infinity Stones yet or is he still just floating around on that stupid throne?

I wholeheartedly agree; if you’re an alt-right mouthbreather, please by all means exclusively use a social network no one else knows or cares about. You get your little corner to be as vile as you want, and the rest of us don’t need to deal with your horseshit. It’s a win-win.

Agreed. All Nazis need to go to this Gab.ai website. It can help you concentrate your efforts. The humor there trends more towards camp, but it can be a real gas.

“I’ve never watched an episode of <Extremely long running show>” is sorta the same comment I put in the category with “I’ve never even seen Star Wars” and “I don’t even own a TV”.