It’s a spy thriller where the opposing sides aren’t countries, but dimensions.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Me, bruv.

So. Who wants to watch Thor again?

Except those people’s willful ignorance and tacit acceptance of systemic racism isn’t valid and okay, not everyone’s a winner, and you don’t get a cookie for simply having an opinion.

If you are against the kneeling, you are an uneducated (perhaps willfully, on this topic) bigot.

Yup, that’s all this article is, just “look at how bad BvS” is. Definitely not an analysis of how two similar works deal with the same theme in different ways.

We think that because that is literally, word for word, exactly what he did. He literally compared his players to prison inmates, and the NFL to a prison. We think that he did that because he actually, demonstrably did that.

1: Pizza is the best goddamned food on earth.

Counterpoint: it’s easier.

That ball of cheese, sauce, and toppings counts as one piece.

I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

Bauer’s night was a right wing fever dream about Columbus Day come to life: an Indian getting absolutely killed out there and then getting triggered about it.

Your mileage may vary.

All of those things are things he said during his act.

Neat, you’re still throwing Louis CK into the ‘sexual harassers’ category when you still have literally no proof and the only proof you did have was entirely discounted by the person who supposedly said it. That’s...problematic at best...

Haven’t bothered to read the article. But... Wasn’t the Luis C.K. rumor started by Gizmo speculation on someone else’s story which was never substantiated and later confirmed to be wrong? Jen Kirkman has said multiple times that it wasn’t C.K. she was talking about. You guys ruined him for me for years. Not having it…

Has there been any responses to the Jezebel (or was it Splinternews) call for people to come forward about Louis CK? If not, there’s no proof. Why does the site keep condemning by association then? What’s your editorial justification?