If I ever feel any compassion for Zach, I’ll think back to his talking with Abby like she isn’t an unholy husk of feral worm meat. This isn’t all The Master’s fault; that kind of stupid is bred young.

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

One of the saddest things about all this is that people have already forgotten how great Wright was. From 2006 - 2009, he may have been the second best player in the NL (he should have won the MVP in ‘07). He was never quite the same after Matt Cain hit him in the head with a fastball in ‘09, but he went from “on…

Hey give some more credit to Met injuries: how many of those Nationals are out relatively temporarily (i.e. back in time for the postseason), whereas how many Mets are basically dead, with their shoulder, elbow, or leg hanging by a less than a thread?

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

Who keeps track of the day that someone else’s mother died?

Good. Let ‘em experience a little slice of the terror that minorities, women, and LGBT+ folks have felt nearly every day for countless centuries. He at least has the luxury of choosing NOT to be a fucking Nazi.