Love this. Take your damn star.

You brilliant, marvelous, idiot of a man. Go live your dream, i say!

I’m going to say something that many of you will likely never even think about. The difference between a 911 S or a 911 4S, and then the 911 Turbo, in term of buyer, is just your level of crazy.

Nah. We don’t complain about Porsche not fucking with what already looks good and performs better, but we will certainly complain about a 350z in a retro body kit with an ugly front fascia being presented as a new car that’s supposed to excite us for the future of Nissan’s offerings. Those two are not the same.

Because Nissan and Porcshe are equal car makers, right?

I call bullshit on the miata over ferrari take. If someone offered you a choice of a Ferrari and a Miata to drive off in, you would choose a miata?? Thats just stupidity at that point.

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Thank you - Just Don’t is the only answer, unless it’s a proper emergency.

The risk of death isn’t zero no matter your age and health status. Low, but not zero. Feel lucky?

No sillier than watching cars drive in a loop for 90 minutes just to see who does it a couple of seconds faster than someone else in the first place.

Tis seems silly but they're fighting over tens, even hundreds of millions of dollars in the end, so suddenly it's a little less silly.

Thank you Gordon Murray once again, for letting the whole world know that the proper placement of the stick shift lever is to the right of the driver, not the left. Oh, and he’s a Brit, right?

Hey Erik, I just wanted to say I think you do a good job, and am sorry so many people in the comments bash on you. Keep on keepin’ on.

Disagree, but to each their own. 

I like the one where myself, my wife and my cousin add up to 2 season tix. bwaaahaaaaaa

This is the last straw.

Thank you. Of the first few comments that I’ve seen, I’m shocked at the high percentage of rational opinions. Usually Jalopnik is a cesspool of groupthink.

Bingo.

Imagine being the cop. It must be horrifying. You start attacking cops, you aren’t protesting anymore you are just rioters that need to be dealt with. 

There’s a difference between running over a bunch of people on a walking path minding their own business vs accelerating out of an angry mob that’s blocking the street and attacking you. Comparing these to ISIS is a bit of a false equivalency.