That’s wrong. CO is always present in car exhaust. Catalytic converters do not remove all of the CO from car exhaust which is why there is a non-zero emissions limit for all new cars. CO is the primary reason it is dangerous to run a car in an enclosed space.

How much did HD pay you guys for this advertisement?

I genuinely am not sure if it’s real or parody.

I’m a jeans and t-shirt guy.

If this is a sales vehicle, people LOVE Teslas, like a Model X. You want something eye catching that says you’re an innovative business that keeps appointments and understands the needs of a home owner. If a Model X has range anxiety, instead a Prius V or Pacifica Hybrid. 

Not a touchscreen. Touchscreens are bad. 

...right onto Lovers lane...

Oh, so you just don’t have a sense of humor then. Got it.

How many windows were shattered during the reveal?

You mean Jalopik that’s on it’s final legs? Soon Jalopnik will be a site for ads only.

He did NOT fucking ‘co create’ PayPal!

Miami is a city you fucking moron, not a state.

Too bad you’re an idiot. That’s not how that works.

They should spend their money on buying Alfa’s livery from them:

Many BMW people cross shop other brands. But not many cross shop their BMW’s with Honda Fit LX’s

And an STi is just a vape blowing weed smoking HOONIGAN wearing latte drinking douche bag with a 2-step and super annoying BOV.

Comparing this to a Mustank is blasphemy. This thing is pure sex on wheels, the Ford is a pot-bellied redneck drinking busch lite watching his nascar and Jerry Springer.

get outta here with that 

If Hyundai is smart, they’ll release an electric version of the Veloster with somewhere between 250 and 350 hp in an AWD configuration and price it between 30 and 40 grand. You’d have a proven platform with no major defects that could run with Teslas. I suspect it’d be a runaway success, especially with all the…

“That wasn’t peachy.”