The best part is that she made this all look like nbd. I was watching her and I was like oh that looks easy and then thought about it and realized that fuck no, she’s just literally a superhero.

Dicks out for Harambe, indeed.

I would kill John Krasinski in a heartbeat for a chance at being BFFLs with Emily Blunt. Well, I guess I wouldn’t have to kill him for that. He can be third wheel on our playdates.

1. Justice Breyer isn’t Chief Justice. We only have one of those.

I really liked it! Let’s be friends. Was SO happy to see Hermione at full badass, and Ron relegated to background comic relief.

Congratulations on the IUD and the wedding :). Get lots of rest right after the insertion and have a lot of Advil, water, and chocolate handy. I think your wedding ideas sound wonderful and I’m sure the pictures will be delightful, no matter what N’s mother thinks.

Do you agree that Rory Gilmore was an absolute moron for wasting perfectly good deviled eggs by throwing them at Jess’ car?

Fuck him. Fuck the Hyde Amendment. State funding is NOT ENOUGH. In addition to all of its other fuckery, the Hyde Amendment ensures that a huge population of Native American women have no proper access to reproductive health.

Trans people are literally murdered at alarming rates and need to bring their birth certificates to the bathroom. It isn’t self-victimization if you are actually being victimized and are in real danger every day.

It is in everyone’s interest to forget that movie. What a disservice to Jennifer Garner that was. And to the character of Elektra. And to people.

It’s interesting because I have seen that difference too, but I don’t think it’s even him consciously putting on a persona, I just think he withdraws a bit in public. Based on basically nothing but my gut feeling, I feel like he’s actually an incredibly sincere and honest person all of the time, it’s just that his…

So I guess the winner here is Kim Kardashian, which, wow.

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I think it ends up being her sticking point bc it’s the best way she can save face right now without resorting to “the video was edited / manipulated”, which I don’t think she has asserted (yet).

Aaaaand now that’ll be stuck in my head again the rest of the night.

I think for the most part the people who were already on one side will stay on that side. But I gotta say her original PR statement about “strongly cautioning him” or whatever doesn’t hold up well.

TBF I wasn’t listening too closely, but I didn’t actually hear the word “bitch”. I’m assuming Taylor’s team will zero in on this despite the fact that clearly hahahaha girl you got owned by Kim K.

I don’t get it . . . What’s strange about a bunch of white people at a white power rally?

I am very, very sorry for your loss. I also recently suffered an unexpected tragedy after feeling like I was on top of the world, and I was gutted.

Oh cool I didn’t know all angels were bottle blondes.