I saw her in a play fairly recently, and she broke my heart. She does a really good job of staying just this side of charming-quirky and not Zooey-quirky, and I think has a great depth that you don’t necessarily see at first.

I’d like to point out that the article only refers to the rape as “had sex with” despite noting below that you don’t have the right to consent to sex until age 17. No use of the words rape or sexual assault.

Jason Chaffetz is like the #1 case in favour of abortion.

I think it means Pentatonix is awesome and Demi Lovato is only a medic-zzzzzzzzzzz.

I HATE the name Meghan Trainor and I think she should go away forever.

WAIT MAYBE THIS EXPLAINS MY GREAT HAAGEN DAZS MYSTERY.

Thank goodness. Unfortunately, this is the Ninth Circuit. If it goes up on cert, there’s a 99.9999% chance it gets reversed.

But seriously, why? If you must, why not make a film of Let The Great World Spin? You get the excitement of The Walk without JGL trying miserably to copy Petit’s charisma and speech, plus you get an actual worthwhile story that hasn’t already been told in a perfect documentary.

“In my mind, I see a line. And over that line, I see green fields and lovely flowers and beautiful white women with their arms stretched out to me over that line, but I can’t seem to get there no-how. I can’t seem to get over that line.”

<3 Eddie Vedder. I also for some reason really liked that he gave her a handshake.

Love when 0Ls talk about anything legal. The only fitting response is:

Call chambers at 248-858-0360 and annoy the ever-loving crap out of them.

Clover and Kara: let’s be friends.

Ugh right? I got super excited and then fucking Siri.

How does a crisis throw shade?

Good God, I hope they don’t.

What, not even intentional interference with contractual relations?

Aw, sweetie. Taylor already won the break-up.

*I require that Joel Kinnaman be around in later episodes.