Oh man, I never even saw it coming. I should have, with Susan Wright, and that only served to twist the knife harder.

ALICE, MY ALICE.

Alas, no! I'm hoping one comes onto my radar soon. If you don't mind subtitles, though, BBC4 has screened Broen, which is a great crime series. Don't pay attention to the American remake rubbish.

DUDE. I just watched the Luther finale. I am still processing my feelings.

I just finished Broadchurch. Chris Chibnall, I officially forgive you for your Torchwood episodes, but you're still on notice for overuse of weepy violins and slow motion.

It's not because I'm lazy, it's because CUTTING BAGELS IS REALLY HARD WITH A STUPID FLIMSY PLASTIC KNIFE.

I saw Romeo and Juliet last night. It wasn't excellent. A lot of wasted potential. The acting was almost all wonderful, though—especially Condola Rashad. She outshone even Orlando Bloom's abs. Acting. I meant acting.

I saw her in front of my building the other day!

Is Vodka going to be the main character? If yes, I accept. If no, I will have to think about it.

It's because THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

Good to see they've found the softer side of Sears.

Add a beaten egg. Unless you don't eat eggs.

I saw The Weir this afternoon at the Irish Rep. It was probably one of the best plays I've ever seen. Really wonderful.

Veronica and I will graduate from the same law school.

THAT WOULD BE ME. I LOVE LES MAJUSCULES.

We were at a restaurant in Florence one time when a waiter brought this to us and just told us it was sorbet. LIE. DELICIOUS, ALCOHOLIC LIE.

Good luck with everything, Jenna. You got me interested in fashion and in realizing that fashion writing indeed wasn't just about hemlines or who wore it best. I've enjoyed your articles immensely, and look forward to seeing more of your words in new spaces. So long, thanks for the fashion, don't forget your towel.

Earplugs + normal over the ear headphones. It's like magic.

Leica M8, or no baby.

OH MY GOD LAURA INGRAHAM I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!