Sometimes you have a “road to Damascus” moment once you’re already in Damascus, I guess.

How about, "cut ties any time you want, but don't send out a self-fellating press release when you do it."

Tell that to Hillary Clinton and how she handled her husband’s many rape episodes.

You usually just hire private eyes and they take their investigation where it is going to go. Also, it's not unreasonable to want to investigate someone who tried to ruin your career.

I hope I’m wrong but I’m guessing she receives her fair share of slut shaming from the wives and girlfriends (‘why don’t you cover up then?’ ‘Or maybe don’t dress like a stripper or porn star!’ Etc). I doubt all recipients respond this way but I can imagine many would lash out in embarrassment or hurt or shock (at…

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

The gremlin that lives in the red hot cherry of a bowl of smoldering potpourri?

I love this part:

Especially when during the preceding 59 minutes he was responsible for 100% of his teams points.

That wasn’t a mistake on the D’s part, it was a broken play on which Russ pulled some wizardry.

No-one said they were the only team to have perfected it. But yesterday, that was sublime artisanal work -

The only way I’d have been mad at Walsh is if after the game he started blaming other team members or trying to shluff off what happened.

I love the way the Vikings play. Would have loved to see them advance. Luckily, the Seahawks have a somewhat similar approach, so least we get that. I don't get how people say the only exciting game is one with high scoring. The Redskins scored more points than the Steelers, Bengals, Vikings or Seahawks, but their…

It always sucks when a player gets blamed for a loss in the final seconds of a game as if the first 59 minutes didn’t matter. I know that it’s his job to kick routine field goals at a high percentage rate, but it’s also the job of the offense to score more than exactly 0 points throughout the rest of the game.

Why wasn’t Porter flagged for being out there and instigating?

I have many Asian friends. It is the rule of the land. I was at a party 20 years ago at the house of a Thai friend. We went for a “walk to take a smoke break” after several shots of bourbon. I strolled back in and forgot to take off my shoes. I got into the living room and everybody actually stopped what they were…

Where the hell are your socks? If you don’t have any because you are wearing sandals, your feet are already gross anyways.

No, I just don’t like having to vacuum and mop all the time. Taking off your shoes at the door helps immensely.

Bury My Starts at Wounded Knee

If we lived in a world where every prostitute was an informed healthy individual who is making that choice then it might actually be legal but reality is a majority of the individuals are r drug addicts or victims of sex trafficking we cannot endorse an industry or a majority of the employees are under threat of…