Everything in the last few episodes of 30 Rock was pretty great, but perhaps the best was:

Fun story: I went to a press screening of The Dark Knight Rises a few days before release (a friend of mine works for a film website), and I was sitting two rows directly behind Jeffrey Lyons. Throughout the whole movie, he was talking to his friend, checking his phone, and at one point got up and left (presumably to…

Drop the "the." Just, "Fuck you, Newsroom." It's cleaner.

Auto-da-fé? What's an auto-da-fé?

*Pitt stares off into the distance*

You joke. I've just come back from seeing the movie, and it literally does end with Pitt and his wife in a freeze frame right before the credits.

Well, he does have a history of taking off his shirt.

I decided this when I was eight years old. "I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" by Weird Al Yankovic.

So, sort of related: of all the different shows and versions of Scooby-Doo over the years, which one do you guys consider the best? I'm an A Pup Named Scooby-Doo man myself, but 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo runs a close second.

I was actually thinking about how many shows Hanna-Barbera made using the "team solving mysteries with a wacky sidekick" format a few weeks ago, so I'm glad to have an easy-to-use list here.

The AV Club is the only site I visit where an article about a science fiction movie based on a Marvel comic can turn into a 100+ comment section about wedding cakes.

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus Yeah, but The Purge doesn't have Sylvester Stallone shooting a machine gun into an audience full of innocent bystanders.

It's not crude to be nude on the Sabbath!
I think you'd be a prude to say nay-ay!
Misconstrued are my views on the Sabbath
As we shimmy bareback to Roberta Flack

FAT BETTY HAD A CHILD
BAM-A-LAM!
EATING ALL OF HER ICE CREAM
BAM-A-LAM!

Counterpoint: Rocky IV is a masterpiece in 80s goofiness.

Time for the bedding ceremony! Carry him off to the bedroom!

Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaaay

We never found out what City College's plan was, either, which really bugged me. 

The monkey was funny, dammit!

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