Honestly, I want this just so I can see Christoph Waltz jump in and say "That's me!"

"While y'all was still learnin' to SPELL YER NAME, I was out choppin' off ma arm!"

I think you know, Dean…

"Not actively an abomination or anything" pretty much sums it up, I think.

Without a doubt. Some of the most egregious "White people help black people and cure a sick society of their racism" schtick this side of The Blind Side.

So is Todd going to do an FOC right before the season finale for every HBO comedy now? I need to know what to think about while I watch Veep! 

But how can Kevin MacFarland be in three places at once? 

I fart-ed.

REMEMBER ME, EDDIE? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER… I TALKED JUST… LIKE… THIS!

Thanks, guys! I can't say I was particularly productive today, but at least I can say I ended my evening with a richer knowledge of the history of cum in the media than I had when the day began.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing on my screen when that happened. It got me thinking: Is this the first time cum has been actually shown on television? Because I'm positive I've never seen it in a non-porn storytelling medium before tonight.

All the actors on this show are really good when they have no dialogue.

You can't have a Lemon party without old Dick! 

Can somebody explain to me where Andre was? Shirley had a quick line about him being gone, but did they say it in a previous episode? I feel like I missed something.  

But we haven't seen Jennifer Lawrence's boobs at all!

The first thing I thought of was that with The Avengers making the most money and Argo winning Best Picture, 2012 was truly the year of Jack Kirby.

Plus, they sort of spoiled a major plot point for Season 3. Think of all the people who were waiting for the DVD!

After that performance, I could do with a little Mackle-less.

IS IT A J-SHIRT?!?!?!

IS IT A J-SHIRT??