There was that promo for Don't Trust the B that Bryan Cranston was in. And it was amazing.

Admittedly, I haven't done any thorough research on the word "seamen" and its use in television, but Smithers says it in an episode of The Simpsons from 1993. ("I think women and seamen don't mix.")

You're a reeeeeeeeeal smartass, you know that, @avclub-ccc36675ce8d7286aff56ecccb53d0a5:disqus?

My friend and I hold Arnold's principle's performance of "I Will Prevail" as a touchstone moment in our childhoods.

I always preferred The Rugrats Movie to Rugrats in Paris only because of how fucking dark that movie got. Which probably means that I was a pretty messed up kid.

These fake TV reviews are so mean, they're hilarious!

Will you join in our crusade or will you go see the Hobbits Three?
Beyond the barricade, there's a new movie from QT!
But this gives us the right to let out our hearts and siiiiiiiiing!

Will you join in our crusade or will you go see the Hobbits Three?
Beyond the barricade, there's a new movie from QT!
But this gives us the right to let out our hearts and siiiiiiiiing!

This is, as far as I'm aware, the only time Bea Arthur was involved with a Star Wars project. So it must have some value!

This is, as far as I'm aware, the only time Bea Arthur was involved with a Star Wars project. So it must have some value!

Only Wonder Woman has a uterus strong enough to withhold Superman's seed.

Only Wonder Woman has a uterus strong enough to withhold Superman's seed.

B+ PLAN!

B+ PLAN!

"Tonight, we dine… at Quiznos, because I have a coupon for half-off and my agent will only pay for his meal."

"Tonight, we dine… at Quiznos, because I have a coupon for half-off and my agent will only pay for his meal."

Hader would be great, but I think Taran Killam would knock it out of the park. But I also want Taran Killam to play all the parts, so I may not be the best judge of this sort of thing.

Hader would be great, but I think Taran Killam would knock it out of the park. But I also want Taran Killam to play all the parts, so I may not be the best judge of this sort of thing.

What did you think Touch of Evil was about?

What did you think Touch of Evil was about?