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He's cold, like he'd been on Hoth.

He's cold, like he'd been on Hoth.

If that's what you're looking for, Cloud Atlas could really use the money.

If that's what you're looking for, Cloud Atlas could really use the money.

He needs to get back on TV, you know, cause with the Osbournes, and the softcore porns, and the dog is poopin' but nobody's scoopin' and the blaghahblafhagblaglaghhagblabagh.

He needs to get back on TV, you know, cause with the Osbournes, and the softcore porns, and the dog is poopin' but nobody's scoopin' and the blaghahblafhagblaglaghhagblabagh.

Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda!

Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda!

They say Lincoln made a lot of inspirational speeches in his lifetime. I defy anyone to find one more goddamn inspiring than the end of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

They say Lincoln made a lot of inspirational speeches in his lifetime. I defy anyone to find one more goddamn inspiring than the end of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Next you'll be telling me this supposed "Star Wars Episode VII" is some kind of big news! Balderdash!

Next you'll be telling me this supposed "Star Wars Episode VII" is some kind of big news! Balderdash!

"Maybe the bridge just collapsed on its own?"
"We can't take that chance."
"You always say that. I want to take a chance!"

"Maybe the bridge just collapsed on its own?"
"We can't take that chance."
"You always say that. I want to take a chance!"

Well, my friends, I think it's time we junk these DUMBocrats, and their bleeding-heart SMELLfare program. 

Well, my friends, I think it's time we junk these DUMBocrats, and their bleeding-heart SMELLfare program. 

Don't worry, he's getting by on that sweet, sweet The Ladies Man cash.

Don't worry, he's getting by on that sweet, sweet The Ladies Man cash.

What kind of pet store is filled with loud music and rambunctious yahoos at 2 in the morning?

What kind of pet store is filled with loud music and rambunctious yahoos at 2 in the morning?