smike627--disqus
Smike627
smike627--disqus

B-but… they've got stories for years!

B-but… they've got stories for years!

@Barnitosupreme:disqus Cheerfully withdrawn!

@Barnitosupreme:disqus Cheerfully withdrawn!

Wait patiently for The Office, which comes on at 9?

Wait patiently for The Office, which comes on at 9?

Dog on Fire! Dog on Fire!

Dog on Fire! Dog on Fire!

If I had three wishes, punching jeans on all three counts would bring me satisfaction in large amounts.

If I had three wishes, punching jeans on all three counts would bring me satisfaction in large amounts.

Turtleneck? Check! With another on deck
In case I spill something on it (like some light beer?) Yes!

Turtleneck? Check! With another on deck
In case I spill something on it (like some light beer?) Yes!

King Tut!
 Buried with a donkey!
Funky Tut!
Did he do the monkey?

King Tut!
 Buried with a donkey!
Funky Tut!
Did he do the monkey?

First!

First!

Is may-o-naise an instrument?

Is may-o-naise an instrument?