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No, hipsters haven't discovered it yet, it's underground. 

L Street? More like Douche Street. Let's go to the Red Door!

Season 4 confirmation is so close I can almost taste it. It tastes like Special Drink.

Don't cut your arm on any car doors on your way out!

Eh, it wasn't as bad as that Walking Dead/Mad Men promo AMC ran on Sunday.

@avclub-751aba6c2e6c52a659661171026ceef3:disqus Whoops, sorry. My mistake. :)

The best new show of 2011 that started in 2012?

Come on now, The Vow addresses a serious problem in our society today: How utterly forgettable Channing Tatum is.

People who watch them fashion shows don't have four kidneys like us Justified fans!

This movie went from being not on my radar to must-see in a very short amount of time. That amount of time was spent watching Clone High.

Guys, guys, save some for the writers of Whitney!

Sure, that'll play in Poughkeepsie.

But add some zombies to those Mad Men tits, and it's ratings gold, baby!

You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!

"Also, even though it IS amazing, this is a problem and this is a problem, also this, this, and this, so I'm only giving you about 1/8 of the cash you initially felt entitled to."

Do you know how much a jizzmopper makes an hour?

Clearly, we need to introduce Florida Phyllis, and then everyone will love her.

You clearly haven't seen The Comebacks. (Don't. It's terrible.)

Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?