"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place, I give you a 5 minute window. Anything happens in that 5 minutes and… OW! MY FINGIE!"

As long as he has a guy named Travis, we should be ok.

I just… I just want Community back.

I think this theory has been tossed around before, but ever since Jim got Stanley tickets to Lewis Black, I've decided that the cold opens take place in an entirely separate reality from the actual show. They've only gotten more ridiculous over the years (especially this season, there's been plenty of things that…

I can't believe no one has acknowledged this yet, but Kelsey Grammer's brief scenes tonight were absolutely amazing. The Best Friends Gang reunited!

You know, NBC turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I barely even noticed.

So… I'm not the only one who misheard Ava when she said "I'm ornery," right?

He is doing the credit card commercials, but that means now that he's FLUUUUUUUSHED WITH CAAAAAASH!

To be fair, I thought the Ask Jeeves joke could have been hilarious if they had left it at Jeeves walking away shamefully in the background, and not cut to him entering his carriage.

And Downton Abbey! Holy Hell, he tweets a lot about Downton Abbey.

I should know. I'm Frajer.

If this show were airing on the CW, I'd say it's a piece of sit. But it's not airing on that network, so I won't say anything.

If that's the case, The Hangover Part II is our greatest national treasure.

Taran Killam's the answer when questions are wrong!

"…he’s always been sort of like if that guy in your office who does impressions of all of the SNL sketches he loves somehow became a major star."
Um, wasn't that one of his ACTUAL characters on SNL?

Don't leave your Uncle Teabag hanging!

"Story arc" implies that a story is actually going somewhere, and The Office this season has made a point to set stories up and then let them meander around aimlessly until they die of their own worthlessness.

My favorite is the cop putting a criminal in a car who says "Have a nice trip, see you next fall."

Nothin' beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Glenn Close was Homer's mom! All Streep has ever been was Reverend Lovejoy's daughter.