“So tired of this liberal PC culture.”

You say suspended. I say early retirement.

Agreed.

Farm-to-table-to-face-to-fist

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I haven’t seen backpedaling that awkward since my dad realized mid-rant that he was talking about immigration policy to a guy whose last name was Ramirez.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

He’s been saying Dwayne Wade’s cousin was going to die? Shouldn't someone look into this?

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

The chalk cloud really sells it.

Dude, you rained on my comment parade with that....

...just like Delonte rained jizz on Lebron’s mom!

/I’m so sorry

Was I supposed to not?

did you just +1 your own comment?

+1

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Looks like he learned from the best.