Pastor Maldonado goes into this weekend feeling confident, having never spun into a gravel trap in Monaco.

Editing the video about your car's technology using your car's technology....so meta.

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Hahahaha. I'm going to work wowza into the next column, just for you.

Doug DeMuro questioning the veracity of an author's message based on writing style... wowza. (Any entity that uses the word wowza is not to be taken seriously.)

Its far from a "nice civic" but to a certain extent you are paying for the badge.

Shit, I guess we can say he's an opponot.

I heard Ferrari will do this, but the parents have to be prior Ferrari owners and submit personal financial statements and three years of tax returns before Ferrari will even consider it. Plus a signed contract on a model year 2021 Ferrari 496 Cavatappi with nonrefundable deposit. And then they'll show some love.

Honestly, I'm totally fucking impressed with Canada's first attempt at getting a man made object into low Earth orbit. I'm just upset that its' first potential astronaut let go of the rope he was hanging from.

Pastor Maldonado

Trucks parked in the middle of the road or in the bike lanes should be dealt with via hellfire missile.

I bought and sold my first 12 houses without an inpection and married my first 6 wives after just a couple weeks of dating. No problems so far! Maybe when I'm in my 30s I'll take a more mature perspective.

YOU ALREADY HAVE AN E30 M3, SLS AMG, I8, AND DELOREAN. NO MORE CAR FOR YOU.

At one point you should at least shout "I'm a REAL boy!"

Well that GIF wasn't completely misleading, or anything.

"Wow Bump! Much Draft!"

Give him something a bit better.

Hella stance'd.

Does this Church worship the Triforce because if so I am moving to New Zealand.