I think we know what needs to be done.

The biggest sticking point, both from CAPA and other previous lawsuits, is in allowing athletes to make money off their likeness outside of their respective team. It'd cost no extra money from schools as it would be provided by private businesses. It would mean that the NCAA Football video game series could be…

I just don't agree with this whole death to the NCAA thing. To me the NCAA is not the problem because for the majority of the kids playing, the arrangement works out just fine because lets be honest, no one is going to pay to watch 95% college athletes, even in the big sports like football and basketball. People for…

Exactly, they got there too soon.

How can it be too soon? the race hasn't even happened yet

So, you're saying you were there before everyone else even knew it existed, before it was mainstream. Sounds pretty hipster to me.

So take their license away and kick them out of the Short Hills Mall then...see how long it takes to fill that open space again. Fucking morons...

Land Rover's stretching the rules on proving they don't overheat after 20,000 miles.

I'm pretty sure she is a professional.

Something tells me that bike was the cleaner of the two to begin with.

New Kinja is horrible. The rest is fine (as it always was), but Kinja 2.slow is horrible.

Tractors? Pretty sure those are Lambos, dude.

The US Bobsled team approached GM first, but their solution was to put a bigger engine in it.

Then they asked Ford for help, but the design they came back with had a solid beam axle in the back, for some reason.

Chrysler's sled design was also a complete failure, as it looked exactly like the last gold medal sleigh,…

So. I guess I'll give the lady a mulligan on not knowing the most cost-effective mass transit route (train, bus, etc.) to get from NYC to Boston.

Fuck the gender gap.

There are like, ten million Chinese manufacturing jokes in here.

Dated joke but it was funny at the time: What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A dead girlfriend.

Somewhere, a Chicago bureaucrat is furiously typing a new city parking regulation.