He’s sayin’ the sherrif is “super near”.

Robocop really hates dicks

I'm pretty sure this is a great comment, but let me sleep on it.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I’d love it if everyone you care about read this comment and realized what a toxic, thoughtless person you’re capable of being and reconsidered having you in their lives, but only by weighing in your good qualities as well.

Oh no, she’ll kill me for this!

Fuck, I totally forgot Daredevil. Mrs. Cardenas and Claire were numbers 3 and 4. Dr. Cho’s 5.

Thanks for including the section on the lack of diversity. Dr. Cho is the third WOC by my count in the MCU. It wasn't until Agents of SHIELD premiered that we got the first two! Agent May and Skye were they.

How thick in the head department do I have to be for never realising that the torpedoes hit BECAUSE Luke kinda Pushed them in and not because they were going down the drain... good Lord.

So that’s what the underside of an AT-AT foot looks like! I always envisioned it being more... I dunno, more like just straight lines in only one direction rather than having some sort of grid like this.

Maybe they smoke a lot of dope and think he moves around when they sleep at night.

Waldo was easy to find, just get the book from the library and he's circled on every single fucking page.

she said I wouldn't get it because I was being a rational human being that didn't want to get exposed to an infectious disease and was refusing to play. She wanted me to get infected, and knew I would.

perfect. this is where i get to go all fox news and say,

The thing people always miss about zombies (if it ever really happened) is that they are still human flesh and would not last very long. They would all decompose pretty rapidly in hot areas and in cold areas they would freeze (general consensus is that destroying the brain kills the zombie) dead.

So all the textures being new and all the animations being replaced is a cash grab to you? That shit ain't free

as long as you ignore the fact that he throws all the garbage in without even glancing at it to check if there are any toys at all.

That's HedLEY!