If they don’t cook them in a pan though, they may not be able to call them pancakes.

I use ketchup now for anything that calls for 1 or 2 tbsp of tomato paste. Sometimes I cut back on some spices because of it, but not always.

Fuckers should be docked 15% if the cameras aren’t on, in the least.

Doesn’t Jack Black, the Tenacious D character, have false bravado?

you know he’s referring to population.  And it being 1/33 the size physically makes the US numbers look even worse.  People are packed in tightly in Japan and still have less deaths and cases per million than the US.

Not only does it cost money to warehouse all of those unsold consoles, but, depending on the locality and country stored in, they have to pay taxes on inventory. MS and Sony don’t want any unsold consoles sitting in their warehouses anywhere, they want the tax burden to fall on retailers. And with the way they’re…

If you’re going to be a dipshit, at least know what you’re talking about... all catchphrases, real or changed, are the same color as the rest of the text, black.

She’s passing as white here, and that’s all that matters.

You realize that the 47% is RELATIVE humidity, right? Basically meaning the amount of moisture in the air RELATIVE to the temperature. Warm up the air, and it holds more moisture... because... it’s RELATIVE humidity.

I’ll just note that he didn’t pay a $2 million bail bond for self-defense.

You don’t get to arm yourself, illegally, travel to a place where you know violence is occurring, prepared to do violence yourself, and get to claim self-defense.

Tim Allen may be on the verge of fading away, but his sitcoms were successful and on major networks.  Maybe he’s at an end now.

He’s had two successful sitcoms in a row for the last several years, but may be on his way out. 

Fail.

Maybe Chris Pratt, and now Gina Carano possibly.  I guess Tim Allen isn’t yet a has been.

Murder is still murder.

That’s if you get a bail bondsman to pay 90% as you pay 10%.  Then they keep the 10% after you show.  If you don’t show, they’ll attempt to take it out of your ass.

It would be very surprising for a person with his views to have had a mother with her views obtain a passport for him.  Besides that, not many countries that US citizens can travel to right now.

You can always burn it just like the Nikes.

What do you mean, “no,” dumbass?  What I said is factually correct and you jump straight to an insult.  WTF?  At no point did I say you were wrong either.