If they call it Xbox Next, Apple will probably eat their lunch.  I’m sure Apple owns the NeXT trademark.

That would be awkward since they skipped from Xbox One to Xbox One X. II - IX, where are you?

Hey, you get what you get if you choose to eat a place that admits they’re a hole in the wall.

Yeah, I like how libertarians be like, “you can just choose to not eat there because it’s dirty and then they’ll lose business and clean up.”  Except that you can’t say it’s dirty if you can’t inspect all of these things yourself.  If they keep the front side of the restaurant clean with no other regulations, what…

No, but Checker’s snozberries taste like snozberries.

When I was a kid, my dad altered the year on his NC state inspection sticker. It looked nearly perfect. One night, he was pulled over for no reason, the highway patrol thought he saw something that didn’t happen. While walking up to the car he shined his light on the sticker then did a double take. Told my dad it was…

Don’t they call it, “The Boston Pee Party?”

It’s minus the cocaine, for sure, but it still uses a flavor ingredient extracted from the coca leaf. Coca-Cola, by proxy, is one of the only companies legally allowed to export coca leaves into the US. The flavor they use is produced by a pharmaceutical company that manufactures cocaine for medical uses.

New Coke tastes like Pepsi.  That’s pretty much it.

That’s three months ago! Not long at all! I have cheese in my refrigerator that old, and I’m sure it’s still perfectly fine.

Windows 10 Minecraft was free for me because I bought Java version years ago. I thought it was free for everyone that bought Java. I’m also pretty sure Minecraft was free on Xbox 360 for Java owners and was only $5 on Xbox One if you owned the Xbox 360 version.

Gills full of a giant arrow and blood now.

Widette or Widetter.

Yeah, it’d be like, “My ex-wife and I used to go to this restaurant all the time.” “Oh, when did you get divorced?”  “She died.”

So you think he spoiled the movie for people with his post of his story?  You don’t think he posted it where spoilers are expected or he warned that there are spoilers?  Bold assumption.

Kohl’s doesn’t have to know anything.

8k content is probably pointless, sure, but having 8k just for the pixel count will make all 2K and 4k content look amazing. Kind of like you not really needing the kind of PPI on your phone that it has, but it makes everything look better. I definitely don’t want to put my laptop into 2880x1800 resolution, because…

8k content is probably pointless, sure, but having 8k just for the pixel count will make all 2K and 4k content look…

The GB Pocket and Color were certainly not mid-generation Gameboy replacements. Gameboy came in 1989, the Pocket was in 1997. Also, they didn’t really have accessories that depended on the form factor, not made 1st party anyway.

You’re a real jerk.

Your dog eats the dust bunnies too?  Gross.