No, but Checker’s snozberries taste like snozberries.

When I was a kid, my dad altered the year on his NC state inspection sticker. It looked nearly perfect. One night, he was pulled over for no reason, the highway patrol thought he saw something that didn’t happen. While walking up to the car he shined his light on the sticker then did a double take. Told my dad it was…

Don’t they call it, “The Boston Pee Party?”

It’s minus the cocaine, for sure, but it still uses a flavor ingredient extracted from the coca leaf. Coca-Cola, by proxy, is one of the only companies legally allowed to export coca leaves into the US. The flavor they use is produced by a pharmaceutical company that manufactures cocaine for medical uses.

New Coke tastes like Pepsi.  That’s pretty much it.

That’s three months ago! Not long at all! I have cheese in my refrigerator that old, and I’m sure it’s still perfectly fine.

Windows 10 Minecraft was free for me because I bought Java version years ago. I thought it was free for everyone that bought Java. I’m also pretty sure Minecraft was free on Xbox 360 for Java owners and was only $5 on Xbox One if you owned the Xbox 360 version.

Gills full of a giant arrow and blood now.

Widette or Widetter.

Yeah, it’d be like, “My ex-wife and I used to go to this restaurant all the time.” “Oh, when did you get divorced?”  “She died.”

So you think he spoiled the movie for people with his post of his story?  You don’t think he posted it where spoilers are expected or he warned that there are spoilers?  Bold assumption.

Kohl’s doesn’t have to know anything.

8k content is probably pointless, sure, but having 8k just for the pixel count will make all 2K and 4k content look amazing. Kind of like you not really needing the kind of PPI on your phone that it has, but it makes everything look better. I definitely don’t want to put my laptop into 2880x1800 resolution, because…

8k content is probably pointless, sure, but having 8k just for the pixel count will make all 2K and 4k content look…

The GB Pocket and Color were certainly not mid-generation Gameboy replacements. Gameboy came in 1989, the Pocket was in 1997. Also, they didn’t really have accessories that depended on the form factor, not made 1st party anyway.

You’re a real jerk.

Your dog eats the dust bunnies too?  Gross.

The Walmart generic pregnancy test is $0.87, so even cheaper than the dollar store.

I worked for restaurants for seven years and I met some incredibly dumb waiters and bartenders and even still no one would be dumb enough to risk getting fired or possibly even arrested for an extra few bucks by fucking with a tip. That’s insane.

In this case they’re not really suggesting that you request a paper copy of a receipt. They are referring to restaurants that bring you two paper receipts, one to sign and one your copy. I’ve never been asked at a restaurant that does this if I want a receipt.

This happens to me in my Prius C as well.  Once I’m going highway speeds, I have no problem maintaining 77 or faster in the car, but people always speed up and tailgate me, and then once I let them pass, they seem to finally look at their speed and slow down, and I pass them again.