smaugtheunpretentious
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I was thinking; “If only this had taken place in Nantucket...”

Equip stock cars with those and NASCAR ratings will soar.  It would also be hilarious to see 39 cars all grappling the #22.

Double Xp hitting real specific with their age demographic with that reference. I feel old now.

I understand the perspective of coming at this from a place of legitimately wanting to participate in beta testing, I know there are a lot of people interested in doing that. But, unlike Early Access, there’s no price of admission other than the players time. I think that since this is free, a lot of people request g

Clicked on article, disappointed it wasn't about Adam Savage giving himself an endoscopy 

I’m trying to summon some sort of Lovecraftian entity to end this madness, and replace it with an entirely new madness. A change is as good as a rest, after all.

Made with real former pre-birds.

If you are going to vote Trump, don't, just sit this out. If you prefer Biden but don't think your vote matters, he doesn't inspire you, etc. just fucking vote.

This comment brought me much joy well done

I’m talkin’ chicken and chese... wait for it.... CALZONES! Lit’rally the best food ever.

You talkin’ chicky chicky parm parm?

I’d rather deal with the manufacturer who handles their recalls promptly when they spot a need, than the one who needs to be dragged in the media for a year before admitting their cars dissolve in the rain; just as a random example, can you imagine?

B-B-B-Bingo!

We’re talking about a Hummer, so juvenile is really playing to their market’s tastes

Together: “Voila, every car ever!”

Absolutely not defending our insane military spending, or the crimes the Army has committed in the name of “freedom”- but asking your average somewhat nerdy military rep on Twitch about War Crimes is much akin to asking a customer service rep at Amazon about Bezo’s fortune.
He’s not remotely responsible for it, has no

The Twitch channel is a recruiting tool for the Navy, it’s not there as a debate outlet. So it’s to be expected that any toxic questions get a soft response. Also, it’s easy for lightly educated kids to sit behind a keyboard and throw out claims of “war crimes” without needing to answer for context or validity. In the

Yes please, I absolutely want a flying car dropping out of the sky right on top of me at any time! Plus, loads of noise blanketing the entire vicinity. Sounds fabulous to me.

I like that open side door, I guess it allows you to live out your helo door-gunner fantasy

I've long been waiting for The Root to have more content regarding black drag queens/drag culture.