I guess I’ve just been around long enough and had enough movies prove me wrong enough times that I find it foolish to call movies I haven’t seen yet “shit,” based off of nothing but the trailer and my preconceived notions

If it comforts you to think of me as some off-kilter Trump supporter, OK. Wrap yourself up in that blanket. Your initial statement was baseless and preemptive 

“full of nonsense plots(and glaring plotholes between sequels), pisspoor acting, hilarious dialogue and some of the worst directing and CG I’ve ever seen”

The sweet, sweet irony of calling any of the Tremors sequels “decent” while calling a movie you haven’t seen yet “shit.”

Much of the coating is lost in the dishwasher. Unfortunately, not many people realize you really don’t have to “wash” pots and pans, unless there’s something really nasty inside, or you got lazy and waited too long.

Much of the coating is lost in the dishwasher. Unfortunately, not many people realize you really don’t have to…

You actually read the entire article without finishing?

That is some top level splaying there. 

Playboy articles were literary masterpieces.

“Hopelessness is in right now. How could it not be?”

“holler next time you’re in Detroit or Los Angeles and we’ll be happy to inspect and help service your Edge”

Interior smells like pizza with other, smaller pizzas as toppings

No Reserve: CUSTOM Cadillac Limo! Many unique features, armor plating, weird orange stain on rear seat...

fail, I need you to mark it down to $69,420 before I’d consider it

League of Legends specifically took steps to make its artwork higher contrast and incorporate “lower” visual settings like decreased shadows, shading, and texture detail. This was done because of the type of game LoL is and the quick visual references the gameplay demands. It’s not a fair comparison to D3, which…

I’m just gunna throw it out there that it’s pretty easy to google “Ken Kesey” and find a photo of him that doesn’t require staring down both barrels of his crotch for the header on your article

I don’t think there has been much change regarding whether you can send cockroaches to your enemies. Local police still can and will deal with that.

People live in cities. They might actually want to walk or bike around the cities in which they live, work, and pay taxes. We don’t allow people to land planes or helicopters in crowded city centers - we have specific places for that. But somehow, all cities and suburbs are designed in such a way that the default use…

No thanks.

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.