smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

Bloody glass fragments from a windshield perchance? If you had a chunk of windshield dislodge and you could tell where on the vehicle it came from, you could tell who was sitting there

I used to go to the metropolitan detention center as an interpreter and this one guy I’d go for frequently just completely broke his brain over 1 weekend of meth use. He thought his dead brother was in his knee, thought there were giant circular saw blades that were coming out of the ceiling when he laid down to sleep

The alleged individual perpetrated the crime while being a particular individual in their vehicle

That’s tragic, I live in NM and there aren’t a lot of good outcomes when meth is involved.

That would confuse the hell out of me

Lol, indeed! 

Camper prices are as nuts as car prices right now, but this is a real dog. A reluctant ND

Which part of his corpse do airplanes fly out of?

Damn it, this crane theory has more holes than Swiss cheese! 

Oh yeah I did enjoy rewatching Frasier a couple years ago 

Yeah, being gay was the punchline to end all punchlines in American sitcom TV during the 90s. It's rough to go back to those shows and a lot of the romcoms from the time, it's basically non-stop gaslighting, negging, and homophobia, with a dash of baggy sweaters 

That dick isn't going to suck itself 

Not even a month ago I was in Iceland in a bar sharing a beer with a group of left-leaning Polish folks. We were talking about the right and they all expressed that they scared of going back to Poland because of the rise of right-wing politics there. Not as significant as your example and highly anecdotal, but during

I used to be a sign language interpreter and met quite a few deaf folks who came to the US from Japan. It’s supposed to have improved, but the Japanese view of deaf people in the 90s and aughts was apparently...not good and highly discriminatory 

Cranes hate bridges, that's just science 

I like it

No, I just think it looks stupid. You’re welcome to think my tattoos look stupid. Your opinion is only “annoying” to me if my sense of self is invested in what you think of my tattoos, and it isn’t.

You’re right, this person will probably be the only one with a yam-person tattoo on their leg

I get it, I have a good quantity of tattoos on my body

This is an example of what not to do, right?