smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

I don’t want Michael Bay directing a F&F movie because I don’t want to see Vin Diesel turned into a military fetishist when the newest member of the crew turns out to be a disenfranchised ex-Marine who paints his car with a thin blue line flag and a Punisher skull

Yeah, I reckon you’re right.

Sure, it won’t be easy, it’s a major modernization effort.

I mean those EVs get pretty good gas mileage from what I hear... 

Massive baguette clog in port 17 Capitaine

Precious bodily (car) fluids

Ugh you're right 

This is a cool experiment, I wish them well

I remember that coverart from...my youth 

Yeah, that’s unfortunately true.

Oh man I tried to sell a ton of that stuff secondhand for a friend who inherited several boxes of it. No one wanted any of it

I won’t pretend like it’s not beautiful”

I like the crease down the middle of the shirt, the one that shows where it was folded right before the Russian agent took it out of the packaging 

Nice catch Blanco Niño, too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

I remember when I worked at McDonald’s and made $450K/year.

Dropping FB is a great feeling

Oh man I can't wait for Twitter to go the fuck away now

No, it wouldn’t. This is why we have bullshit like Tarkin and dead Harold Ramis running around our movies. Let these people be dead and just enjoy the work they accomplished in their lives