smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

The trunk dent looks like it was parked in a driveway and got hit with an errant basketball pass

I like the cut of your jib

This is ironic, the 2 experiences I had with Smart cars both times the engine was directly under my thigh and it made my leg hot as hell and the cabin uncomfortable. Combined with shit handling and getting buffeted around by every truck on the Autobahn, pass on Smart cars

These games are hit or miss for me but I’m glad we’re getting away from the Marvel and DC games. I really liked Lego LOTR and to a lesser extent Lego Hobbit, I liked Lego Jurassic. I thought all of the Lego Marvel and DC games were boring as shit and uncharming.  It's one mega-franchise being trade for another, but

Why does any of this bending over backwards bullshit you’re doing necessitate or validate NFTs? I can answer my own question, it doesn’t

Weapon wheels have never made sense to me, they seem insanely inefficient. Are they useful when you're playing on a console or something? 

The Transit Connect is really a stupendous delivery vehicle. I delivered furniture in one at a company I used to work for and now use one to haul around radioactive materials. It’s nicely designed and there are some intelligent design choices that I lament when I have to use other vans now. Things like the low deck

Netflix loves inflating its numbers, it's like their favorite pastime

I don’t know, I don’t even know why I typed that. I was on the toilet and feeling difficult at 5am before my morning swim

Hey this issue isn't going to One Man Army itself! 

Ukraine*

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Yeah it’s not as intrusive or as annoying as Destiny’s system. It’ll hang you up in Borderlands on the hardest difficulty on bosses and stop you dead when you’re trying to fight the endgame raid bosses, but otherwise it’s not as prohibitive to how you play

Sounds like you may have never played a BL game and Destiny is your touchstone for this mechanic. It has been present in every BL game with increasing importance as you move into the endgame content and difficulties. It's very manageable 

Genuine lol at the implication that Epic is fighting against Apple for anything other than their own profits

Yeah he was no match for the corporate juggernaut 

I like how they wiggle their hands while they're talking like Real Authentic Humans do

It’s the Aladdin effect on media. No joke, Aladdin is why we have big actors and other general celebrities doing jobs that professional voice actors should be doing. Celebrity names bring people to your product

Lol omg this is rough! It's sad that they probably did like 30 takes and these are the best ones 

Man people are going through these BL games a lot quicker than I do. I’ve got 88 in 2, Pre-Sequel 62, and 74 on 3