Yeah it's a good-looking door, a robust improvement. I happened to catch some other pics of the renovation elsewhere though and there are some much cooler parts of it

I wanted to chime in and also say that you sound like a fucking idiot, telling people that the “time” for the crime of riding a motorcycle illegally and fleeing the police is forever

Yes, yes, what an excellent example and picture of *checks notes on clipboard* a grey sliding automatic door with some windows. Mmmm, fine work, they just don’t make *rechecks notes* grey sliding automatic doors and windows like that very often

The fines and whatever other expenses will be trumped by the monetization, which Jalopnik helps at is says, “ugh look at this fraud...here’s a link to his video which will help the monetization of aforementioned fraud”

Yeah he’s always misinterpreting the messages in war movies

JP the elves in level 7 look too much like the dwarves in level 3

I think there are often too many variables for people to consider, or at least that's what it always sounds like to me, people just don't think of things that seem obvious

You’ll get no argument from me

This list sucks a dog’s ass. You’d think if you’re going to make a list of forgotten movies, you could make them at least decent forgotten movies. These movies are forgotten because they’re universally bad movies. Avatar possibly gets a pass because it was something of a technical achievement, but still...

Intellectually, I know they're not there to clean my shoes, but that's what I always use them for. They're good shoe buffers at shoe level, whaddya want from me? 

I didn’t in my platoon, but I can’t speak for the rest of the army. I put shitheads on aerostat (weather balloon) guard duty, gate guard duty, or the most hated duty of all burn pit duty, and they stayed on base the whole time I was in charge of them

I dunno, tweren’t no gators involved...always bonus points fer gators

This guy looks like a fuckin psycho; he reminds me of the guys that would get transferred to my platoon and when I asked them why they joined the army in our initial interview, they’d say, “to shoot people.” Cool, cool, guess who’s guarding the weather balloon for the rest of the deployment instead of going on…

Sounds like you and ArrestMe could do with a watch of Nomad. A good chunk of the people keeping vanlife alive and kicking aren’t fashionable Instakids, they’re people who have been pushed out of the housing market by gentrification and income disparity. The 21st century incarnation of vanlife came around because of…

I stand in solidarity with you on Half Baked and H&K, I liked the wolves in Day After Tomorrow, but I wanted them to eat the people

Right, I get the analogy. I actually had this discussion about unrealized gains and taxation the other day, weird how that happens sometimes.  I don’t know why I’m arguing with you, I don’t really feel strongly about it.  The statement about the house just stuck out to me

I don’t know if I agree that it theoretically has to go beyond taxation. Taxation is the issue at hand and it’s what people are angry about. If tomorrow sweeping change came about in our laws and the wealthiest were forced to pay their fair share of taxes, I’d be willing to bet that a great deal of anti-rich sentiment…

I’m actually not super familiar with Branson beyond Virgin. Maybe that says something right there, he’s been intelligent enough to stay out of the headlines for the most part

2012 is rough because of insufferable children. The movie literally ends with Cusack’s little girl telling him about how she’s not going to piss her pants anymore.

“Good job kid, I’m happy for you. Civilization has been wiped out, billions are dead, and we’ll all probably starve to death soon, but I’m super glad you…