“My fellow broheimians, where is the game coverage and why is there so much politics establishing residence where aforementioned coverage should be?”

“Maybe I’m just naturally resistant to marketing”

The used camper market is as insane as the used car market right now, as far as I can tell from shopping for a used Tab 320. So, if this thing isn't rotting from water exposure or leaks...gotta go NP

Congratulations David and happy birthday! I once told my boss that I couldn’t come into work because my car fell on me while changing my oil...but then I came in the next day

Yeah it's obviously a rushed job

I have to sell my current house in the short-term so I have to keep my lawn for now. But the new house...I’m there with you, whatever lawn awaits at the new house will be terminated like its name is Sarah Connor

The driver isn't paying attention, they're too busy making videos for Pornhub 

Don't hit those whales, they'll sue the shit out of you

I'm enchanted by Mr King, how can I buy some of his crypto, StreamCoin? 

Luke's energy was probably directed at the Riot investigation article he published shortly before this one and rightfully so. This is just quota filling. Get off your high horse

My childhood home had a steep backyard on a lake, my brothers and I put 2 mowers went into the lake as child laborers

Have you looked at our caps lately? They've got skulls on them

Lol, they came to mind after I wrote this comment, “oh yeah, what about those guys whose car was an ACTUAL penis?”

And the US space program

Rarely have I seen a car whose profile looks more like an engorged cock

Is it The McRib or any Mountain Dew product? I can empathize

“But memes still are memes and shouldn’t be taken seriously most of the time”

Damn and double dumbass

August 22nd in theaters! Ticket is in my hand