I’m waiting for some person to claim that standing for the anthem violates their belief of the second commandment and basically break talk radio.

If you can't pass someone without hitting them, you shouldn't be driving a race car.

Formula One just got traded to St. Louis for two middle relievers.

It’s NASCAR. They’ll penalize Custer for “conduct detrimental to stock car racing.” Nemechek, meanwhile, gets a trophy for driving like a chickenshit.

John Scott also didn’t play major junior so he has literally jack shit to do with my point.

Many hockey players don’t have more than a formal middle school education because they go off to play in Canadian Major Junior and school is more of an optional activity. So to answer your question, “hockey players”.

Still holding out for Las Vegas Haboob.

I’m fascinated that anyone over the age of roughly 25 is an “ageless wonder”.

Nashville is solidly liberal. Fuck whomever you want in whatever bathroom you want.

I prefer to eat things I like as opposed to not eating things I like because some people are pretentious about what gets slathered onto their tubed cow parts.

Mark Twain never said that.

He ignored cops and rolled through a roadblock to get in front of the presidential motorcade. What exactly is your standard for “alarming behavior”?

It's a fucking piece of fabric.

To be fair, the Browns lose so often that the ability to win a game probably seems like an “odd rule”.

I met his wife once.

Weight...McDonalds sales breakfast bowels?

NASCAR cracked down on the moonshiners in the 60s and has basically spent its entire existence trying to whitewash that part out of the history book.

Are you sitting down?

Seriously. Hits like that really screw up your body thetans.

Do you wear your hood all the time or is it just to cross burnings?