They probably saw an episode of NCIS in 2004 where a hacker used a Pringles can to access someone's bank account.

Speaking of spin offs, if they aren't setting us up for the world's most epic "Sally draper goes to college and becomes a radical feminist" journey as a spin off, I don't know up from down anymore.

I did this too, and I wasn't abused. It isn't uncommon. I was a sneaky kid who was curious about sex and learned more than the average kid because I tried to, no sexual abuse.

Civil service IT drone here. I think a lot of folks would be truly shocked at the number of people in positions of authority that are absolutely distrustful of technology, and just won't hold with it to the point that we get calls from some of them daily because they refuse to learn how to correctly use their PCs and…

I know who Crystal Heffner is and all, but I can't imagine anyone having a strong enough opinion of her to "hate." Well, except maybe Holly. Is this about Holly?

My barbies didn't just have orgies, they had kinky BDSM filled orgies. So yeah, totally normal.

Nope, you weren't.

ToyTalk has said parents can opt to receive daily or weekly e-mails that allow them to access the audio files of their child's conversations with Hello Barbie.

Warms my heart to see shows like Empire, Sleepy Hollow and Scandal force tv execs to realize black people watch television as well. You'd think Living Single taught them this lesson int he 90's but apparently not.

Remind me why frats and sororities are a thing again?

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

Here's my scary as fuck McDonald's story.

I was on a road trip and had been driving all night, and pulled in at about 5 am on a Sunday to a location in a suburban strip mall. Placed my order, and pulled up to the take out window.

I don't know what had taken place just before I got there, but the manager (I assume he…

*Whenever* I'm alone and going down the stairs, I hold my boobs.

"This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate"

I fart with wild abandon and laugh at the noises. I fart as I high kick. I fart while plié-ing. If I'm laying down, I stick my butt high up in the air and fart. I'll fart when I'm far enough into the relationship, but not with the same gusto.

2 main ones:

My first boyfriend (after I had been independent and single for years) told me while we were cuddling once, "See? Isn't this better than being independent?"

I'm so set in my ways, I wouldn't even be able to say which habit was weird or not

I've been single for so long that pretty much everything I do is SSB.