There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Some of us eat like monsters because we are monsters.

I have scheduled Chinese deliveries to coincide with the exact moment a brownie hits me like a ton of brownies. It is glorious.

Me when I get the munchies.

It's not that you're hungry, it's just that everything tastes AMAZING.

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

Why not both?

I always knew that the general idea about gendered sexual behavior was a load of misogynist, woman-controlling crap (even before I became an anthropologist).

Clearly, _we_ are the real winners here, because Celebrity Fight Referee is amazing. Can this be a Thing, Kara?

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

Sweet. Homophobia. Stay edgy and relevant, Cam.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Yay, yet another idiot working from the assumption that men rape women because of sexual arousal, and only conventionally attractive women are in danger of being targets, served up with a really uncomfortable helping of objectification from the purported supporter. Because a fundamental misunderstanding of how guns…

>:((((((((((( BLACK PEOPLE DID A THING FOR THEMSELVES THAT I AM NOT A PART OF >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Let me turn his argument on it's head.