One thousand stars to that quote.

Oh boy. I have many, many bad roommate stories, but I'll go with the easiest.

Who knew that "Latin spice" actually means "projectile vomit" in CreepSpeak?! I'll be sure to vomit on the next person who calls me a spicy Latina.

The Bible:

Bill of Rights for People of Mixed Heritage — Dr. Maria PP Root

OMG Topdog, Underdog with Mos Def and Jeffrey Wright?!?! What a fantastic cast for that play!

Dang! That last sentence was supposed to be this-

YES! This!!! When I was a teenager, I felt really vulnerable, scared, and uncomfortable when older men would creep on me. Now I'm 23, I don't feel scared anymore, and I'm comfortable calling creepers out on their inappropriate behavior (with varying levels of tact, depending on the situation.) Magically, I don't…

omg it spilled on you. nope. nope nope nope.

The NSA just likes to watch...

Not even gonna lie, I read "guys looking for NSA action" and heard "National Security Agency action"... I'm just gonna bask in my lameness now...

Why can't he just blow an airhorn or something, then? Why does he have to bring his dick into the situation?

I was studying abroad in Ghana (West Africa) and while pot is strictly illegal, it was both cheap and abundant. However, stories about how th police reacted to marijuana possession were enough to make my foreign ass a little nervous about getting caught. Me and the other international students in the dorms were…