He was a homosexual pedophile.

I wasn't trying to be clever—I was stating a simple truth.

Progressives are a sick bunch. This woman should be in a mental institution, or maybe jail for raping her sister.

I voted for my congress critters to massively obstruct the guy, and they did a fair job of it.

You people are going to be a lot of fun to watch over the coming years. The amount of schadenfreude is already reaching toxic levels in my bloodstream.

Your anger is my feel-good fuel. I hope your ilk keep this up for as long as your delicate little snowflake hearts can stand it.

But you probably think it evil to dehumanize muslims, who hold blatantly vile views—even those "moderate" ones. But they're mostly brown people, so I guess that means would should give them a pass.

This whole article is a reminder of how happy I am that I'm not a lefty. You truly are a miserable lot. You probably make your family miserable as well.

He needs the money to pay for his move to Canada. He's still doing that, right? I mean, he swore he would.

Triggered.

I was going to say just that. The writer of this piece is a grasping idiot.

That's progressiveness in general. Their various views are incredibly contradictory with each other. They never consider anything beyond how it makes them feel at the moment.

A lefty's most defining trait is their never-ending whining. Learn to enjoy it. It is schadenfreude-licious.

This entire comment section is a whole bucketload of schadenfreude for me. You all are lashing out in impotent anger, looking to hang your hat on any little thing which will make you feel better about your loss.

*insert Anchorman meme image*

Yes, the caged rats in deep blue urban areas on the coasts. Such mean nothing to me.

They only had a passing acquaintance with reality before this election—now they've been thrown completely from its orbit.

Which is my hometown as well. I remember when the high school football field was renamed to Lee Majors Field. He came to town to receive the honor personally, which is the only time I'm aware of his returning. I don't think he has any family remaining there.

I'm a little more forgiving towards Logan now. At the time the hosts were more obviously robots, which would make it easier to be sadistic towards them—though still fucked up given how human-like they were even then. I find my empathy kicks in even playing certain modern video games.

Depends on who is speaking.