I daily drive a Miata in San Antonio, Tx. THIS is the upgrade I most desire:

I really like that he takes them out of the nice case that they came in to put them into a cheap case with Suguru... Possibly so that it will get his instructables on Lifehacker. Anything+Suguru=LH love.

Yeah, I didn't share my video since it has pictures of my ex-husband in it. I'd rather not remember that asshole, thanks.

OMG, excellent idea!

BONUS FUN: pass out the unused ones as party favors for your baby shower!

As for gnarly old stuffed animals, put them in a pillowcase and close it with a rubberband. Toss it in the wash on cold. (I do the same with my bras.) Works well!

An advantage of Vaseline/petroleum jelly is that it is sterile and won't spoil because nothing can grow on it (it can be put on small cuts if you don't have bandages). This alternative might not have this benefit.

"Emily shares a recipe for making a great Vaseline alternative..." Emily, I'm worried about the beaver.

Why should it be scary that petroleum jelly last for years? Wait until she discovers how long water can last.

Hmm, I wonder what exactly compelled her to come up with a Vaseline alternative.

Generally the best way is to yell at them until you get bored with it and don't care anymore

Funny, Kenji's cheese sauce (the Serious Eats one) only has real cheese in it, nothing even resembling Velveeta.

No problem, at $6.24 for an almost 7lb can...I'm not worried about this shortage. Ricos has you covered with regards to cheese-like substances.

If someone could tell you with absolute certainty that the 10th person you ask out would say yes, how long would it take you to find 9 people to ask out? The only difference between that statement and reality is that the number is an unknown.

My only resolution so far is to do my best to remember to put a "4" at the end of dates.

Which game console does The Gym work best with?

My college roommate and I were cooking dinner once. We had guests. All was going great. With our guests arriving in about 10 minutes, dinner was well underway. Then we got to the part of the recipe that said, "simmer for 3 hours."

Actually - they sell one-piece plastic lids. The two piece are for actual canning, where the lid rubber deforms under heat and the pressure provided by the ring and seals the jars contents for long-term storage. As a bonus, the plastic ones are dishwasher safe and don't rust like the metal ones.

I got my revenge once that really was "negative" but it was perfect timing. I had a boss that claimed I was faking being sick and demanded I came to work. I had pneumonia and even had a doctors note. but I went in anyways. Moving a lot made it impossible for me to breathe and if it went very long I started to…