Strangely enough, we play sports in other countries.

Are you in NZ or Australia? Is it before 6pm?

These were great! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

If you want to make it even easier, get a bag of Korean pancake mix. Add cold water and you’re good to go.

As a North American who is intimately familiar with the US, I find myself often explaining the US to others.

I wear my mask like that sometimes so I can breathe properly.

Imagine telling some nice WASP family that the reason that you dragged the husband out of a food court in handcuffs was because he was wearing black and their son had on something red.

What would be the legal ramifications if my friend went and changed the password

ROFL. Omg, what is with the faux-Jamaican accent for the title and then that horrible I-don’t-know-what-that-was accent for the main article?!

I pretty much lose respect for someone the minute they say peeing in the shower is gross.

I’m sure someone can make a case that they violated the Rules of Professional Conduct for lawyers. A conviction should help nicely with that.

Get a Phillips wake-up clock.

Hide them!

In general, I would say unsolicited advice rarely goes down well.

You sound like a loon, foaming at the mouth, unable to spell, as you try to keep on believing what you already do.

This young boy waved a toy gun in the classroom...

That’s her problem, no yours.

Stop lying.

Simply Gum