Team Eva all day.

I was just signing in to make that comment. I have been a fat, vegetarian for 20 years and hate the hell out of PETA.

I seriously hate PETA so much that it’s hard for me to sympathize with the mistreated crocs. Which I know is wrong but can we please start supporting and giving our money to other animal welfare agencies that don’t use women as props and hate fat people?

The only ethical way to harvest crocodile is, of course, through a wrestling match. To the death.

When I was 22, my dream was to one day own a Birkin Bag in taupe and Very Prive heels in black....

At the sound of any dog noises, Adorable puppy cries included, my dog loses his fool mind and acts like we are facing some sort of WWIII level attack. He’s so sure we need to reach for the nukes, and I’m like ‘ buddy, its a YouTube video’. Occasionally he looks embarrassed.

I definitely feel 20-percent nicer watching this.

...I have idea what the fuck it’s trying to tell us.

I’m guessing it’s a reference to “The Very Hungry Caterpillar,” which ate as unceasingly as B.O.B. stimulates.

They all merging into Naya Rivera

He was also my middle school janitor.

This is like a welcome blend of That’s The Way Love Goes (the hair, the mood), Again (the space and introspection) and I Get Lonely (the weather, the obvious!), just in case we forgot her decade of perfection! I know Madge is in a corner SEETHING.

I know they’re a few years apart in age, but...Madonna needs to take some notes. This is how you stay relevant.

Also I dig this song soooo much

came her to say the same thing. britbrit doing well just makes me GLAD inside.

My first exercise in “Gladenfreude”: Britney Spears looks amazing and her boys are adorable.

I look forward to a fruitful and positive discussion in the comments...