Because you have to inform the airline when you’re trying to fly on one of these passes. They then add your name to the system and this pass is the LAST priority. Only when people from bumped or canceled flights get seats do these passengers get a seat. I had a roommate in college fly this way all the time and she…

I’m a psychology professor. I’m very excited about the brain! 

If by “my father” you mean “mi papi” you are not alone.

Just looking at this image makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little. The representation of indigenous peoples as LITERALLY animal-like is just too damn much.

Wait, is she eating her own arm in the top image?

Evolutionary hypotheses are that we find cannibalism disgusting because it helps us survive. Eating human flesh is a really good way to get sick since the person could have all kinds of diseases that would also affect the person eating them. When we eat animals, their diseases often don’t affect humans.

You’re a “white woman who voted for Trump,” why are you trying to appropriate Black slang so you can talk shit about a Puerto Rican woman? Girl, bye.

This most inarticulate rich, White man followed the most articulate Black man EVER into the White House.

FOUR friends? Look at miss popularity over here. 

You guys are missing out on Reddit. I bet a lot of Jezebel commenters would love /r/TrollXChromosomes. It’s feminist rants...with gifs.

Well this special stupid was still able to get a PhD. Wowie! I liked them when they opened for Kelly Clarkson. It was one of the reasons I went to her show (the others were I think her songs are ok and the tickets were cheap). But please continue to tell me how superior you are to me because you like REAL talent or…

I would like to teach Echo how to do away with email altogether. It’s a horrible communication system. Especially if productivity is at stake.

I legitimately do not understand hatred towards Jews. Like, that’s really passé at this point. (I mean it’s legitimate discrimination and completely wrong...but just...why???)

You know...you each go in to kiss each other on the cheek but you both go to the same side.

I have no idea but “Cheetoh Benito” is amazing.

A public understanding of standard deviations might help in this case. Stats for the win!

Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out.

Is this what happens when millenials take over? Or is this simply what happens with the passage of time so that this will be another reason for a mattress sale in 10 years?

Me too! Let the Mexican candles light the way for this nightmare to end!!